
This is NOT my Glamor Shots photo

Irony: Lives on "Winners Circle" Drive.

Whaddya lookin' at me for?
Doesn't everybody have black tattooed tears and cross-hatching on their neck?!?

Can you direct me to the ladies' restroom please?
Yes, LADIES restroom. Why do you ask?

I'm a coloring book in my spare time.

Oui, oui, I ahm French, ooh la la mon cherie.
Last seen in cartoons, chasing after a black cat disguised as a skunk.

Oh Lawd, that Bar-be-que is hangin' heavy in mah gut raht now.
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